So I was on some forum and I came across this commenter who wrote the following:

Crap shit old computer:

Processor: AMD A4-3400 APU Radeon(TM) HD Graphics 3.70GHz

Ram: 4.00 GB

You know what he was talking about? How surprised he was that a game ran on it.

Now, you don’t exactly have to know much about computers to know that the computer he’s bashing is not crappy nor shitty. If you look further into what he listed, the computer has 512MB of graphics memory and Direct X 11 capability. If you know anything about gaming, you can get away with playing most major games without any problems using that configuration! Hell! my computer is 1/4 that and mine does just fine with anything I throw at it.

But I only used him as an example to bring up a more important issue. Why is it that everyone has this annoying perspective that technology from the relative past is crap? (whether it be a year or 10, it doesnt matter.)

As I wrote before, (See for yourself how much has “changed”) my computers range from a 10 year old IBM laptop – That i’m typing on – to a 2002  iMac G4 to a 2005 Thinkcentre tower to a 2006 HP Tablet PC to a 2010 Chromebook. My school has computers ranging from when I was in Kindergarten to a select few with i5 chips.

I am able to clearly see and compare all spectrums of computing technology and i’m going to be upfront with you, reader:

There’s no goddamn difference! I swear.

All my computers can open up any website, play any video, open any document or play any game with equal stride. If they can’t? I sell them on eBay for a profit and move on to another.

Yet, all my computers are considered crappy to anyone I show, no matter which one. I throw out the word Pentium to them and they put on a face as if i’m lesser of a person than them. I say it has 2 GB of RAM and they outright laugh. It’s incredible!

And you’re right. If I throw in a third generation i7 chip at you, yeah, of course it’ll open it a site a few seconds faster or play a game at a better speed. Congrats. But if you’re just going to open a browser to watch a few videos or type a few documents, is spending the same amount of money as I got a CAR for on a laptop really worth it? Unless of course you’re going to be running Adobe Premiere, Inventor, and Photoshop at the same time, you don’t need it. 

So, to conclude, if a computer is not properly running at normal speed. It’s probably your fault, not the computer or it’s age. Stop watching porn, stop illegally downloading music – And get these two programs: CCleaner and MalawareBytes. Don’t reach for your wallet and buy a new computer because it’s not running as it did on day one – Unless you’re just going to throw it away to me. In that case, keep ’em coming!

Remember. These computers are designed to slow down over time. If you were a software maker, wouldn’t you do the same so you’d keep everyone buying the latest version so you don’t go out of business?! It’s genius! What do you think Apple does with their iPhones, iPods and iPads! Reinstall Windows if you have to. I don’t know! Do something!

It’s like buying car and after some time the air conditioner fluid runs out. Are you going to buy a new car?! NO. You’re going to bring it to a mechanic. Treat your computer like a car. Please. This country’s ego depends on it.

Written by James Brako-McComb

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