Why are people such ungrateful twits in this godforsaken country? You don’t need a new computer.

So I was on some forum and I came across this commenter who wrote the following:

Crap shit old computer:

Processor: AMD A4-3400 APU Radeon(TM) HD Graphics 3.70GHz

Ram: 4.00 GB

You know what he was talking about? How surprised he was that a game ran on it.

Now, you don’t exactly have to know much about computers to know that the computer he’s bashing is not crappy nor shitty. If you look further into what he listed, the computer has 512MB of graphics memory and Direct X 11 capability. If you know anything about gaming, you can get away with playing most major games without any problems using that configuration! Hell! my computer is 1/4 that and mine does just fine with anything I throw at it.

But I only used him as an example to bring up a more important issue. Why is it that everyone has this annoying perspective that technology from the relative past is crap? (whether it be a year or 10, it doesnt matter.)

As I wrote before, (See for yourself how much has “changed”) my computers range from a 10 year old IBM laptop – That i’m typing on – to a 2002  iMac G4 to a 2005 Thinkcentre tower to a 2006 HP Tablet PC to a 2010 Chromebook. My school has computers ranging from when I was in Kindergarten to a select few with i5 chips.

I am able to clearly see and compare all spectrums of computing technology and i’m going to be upfront with you, reader:

There’s no goddamn difference! I swear.

All my computers can open up any website, play any video, open any document or play any game with equal stride. If they can’t? I sell them on eBay for a profit and move on to another.

Yet, all my computers are considered crappy to anyone I show, no matter which one. I throw out the word Pentium to them and they put on a face as if i’m lesser of a person than them. I say it has 2 GB of RAM and they outright laugh. It’s incredible!

And you’re right. If I throw in a third generation i7 chip at you, yeah, of course it’ll open it a site a few seconds faster or play a game at a better speed. Congrats. But if you’re just going to open a browser to watch a few videos or type a few documents, is spending the same amount of money as I got a CAR for on a laptop really worth it? Unless of course you’re going to be running Adobe Premiere, Inventor, and Photoshop at the same time, you don’t need it. 

So, to conclude, if a computer is not properly running at normal speed. It’s probably your fault, not the computer or it’s age. Stop watching porn, stop illegally downloading music – And get these two programs: CCleaner and MalawareBytes. Don’t reach for your wallet and buy a new computer because it’s not running as it did on day one – Unless you’re just going to throw it away to me. In that case, keep ’em coming!

Remember. These computers are designed to slow down over time. If you were a software maker, wouldn’t you do the same so you’d keep everyone buying the latest version so you don’t go out of business?! It’s genius! What do you think Apple does with their iPhones, iPods and iPads! Reinstall Windows if you have to. I don’t know! Do something!

It’s like buying car and after some time the air conditioner fluid runs out. Are you going to buy a new car?! NO. You’re going to bring it to a mechanic. Treat your computer like a car. Please. This country’s ego depends on it.

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The Re-Emergence of the Convertible Tablet PC

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Well, now. That’s a difference. You’re looking at my current laptop on the left and one of them many convertible tablet PCs soon to be flooding the market. Before the emergence of windows 8, the Tablet PC had been in heavy decline. I swear to you, the only reason I got my first tablet was because it was so much cheaper than the other same-hardware laptops on eBay at the time. I really don’t know why they were so ostracized from the tech industry. Call me crazy, but I really like these devices! Old and new!

Sure, the old ones need a pen to use the touch screen, but you don’t have to guess where you’re about to tap. The pen has a special magnet to determine distance so you have a full pointer.

Anyway, and I guess this is my point, Windows 8 may have just saved the future of the laptop completely. Everyone wants a tablet these days. Now, you can have best of both worlds. Smart move Microsoft. Well played.

My post on tablet convertibles from the past is right here if you’re interested in my journey to find the perfect tablet:

http://jcoinster.wordpress.com/2012/11/17/so-i-bought-myself-another-laptop-is-that-a-sin-2/

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A Journey to Find the Perfect Tablet PC

UPDATE 2: The laptop below is actually my old(er) tablet. I found a newer HP TC4400 for only a tad bit more and sold that one.

Tablet PC’s round 3:

Well, my cherished 60 dollar laptop decided to cut out on me short, so it was time for me to upgrade. The new laptop, an HP-Compaq (because they still haven’t figured out what to name themselves) TC4400, was similarly acquired on eBay, but the price tag was a bit higher. It was only $78.89 for the laptop + $7.05 for the adapter + $3.50 for some stupid cover that wasn’t included and + $21.99 for a hard drive, since this is my first SATA laptop (I’ve finally stepped into the “future” and the only SATA hard drive I actually had was coincidentally broken.) I added another GB of ram with a stick that I had lying around, why I had it is beyond me, and I already had a stylus for it because I have two older tablets. All in all, it cost me $115, much lower than any computer on the market today, but I can already tell that it was well worth it! The computer comes with a fingerprint reader, which has been a nerdy dream of mine since I first heard of them, and a fancy dual core processor (although they’re up to quad core by now, I’m sure.) It was also my first laptop that actually ran Android 4.0 without a problem, something I hadn’t expected to work at all, to be honest! For once, I bought a laptop that actually has a mousepad and actually has decent battery life (around 3 hours), so it’s a great feat in my book. But chances are, I’ve bored you to death reading off all the specs of a laptop and how amazing I am for getting it. So, in lieu of your boredom, here are some pictures to make you more jealous:

Now, a lot of people always ask me how I get things for such a cheap price. I always say that I got it from ebay and immediately I get death stares that scream, “How could you” or “You fool!” Who’s the fool now?

UPDATE: The laptop below is actually my old tablet. I found a more unique HP TC1100 for the same price and sold that one. Tablet PC’s round 2:

The TC1100 is unlike any PC i’ve ever seen. It’s a slate with an attachable keyboard, not a laptop. I loaded mine with Windows 8, and it couldn’t be a better experience. (And I have less than 1GB of RAM.) If I didn’t know any better, I would say this laptop is from 2009. Its design is amazing, and for a PC from 2003, it’s thin! I wouldn’t DARE go back to the tablet I boasted about above! There’s literally no comparison to my new toy! Go buy one and shove it in an iPad lover’s face!

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Recently, I set out on a quest to fulfill my childhood dream of owning a Tablet PC. I’m cool, I know.

Now, if you’re trying to find a tablet PC under $100, ebay is the first place to look. (I got mine for $60 on ebay and +$30 for the special stylus (NO, a DS stylus will NOT work – lesson learned) and an IDE hard drive.) Just for my own use, I bought 2 1GB RAM sticks for $15 each, but that’s not at all required.

It’s sad to see that a laptop once worth $2,450 USD is now worth barely a cracked iPod touch.

And you would think the battery would be crap by now, but I still get around 2 hours worth of use – that’s actually more than one of the newer laptops in my household!